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  Topic: A Woman's perspective of Putting her affairs in order
BRAIN53

Replies: 3
Views: 30539

Post Re: A Woman's perspective of Putting her affairs in order
Mon 12 Sep, 2011   Forum: Humor
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  Topic: Men get a second opinion
BRAIN53

Replies: 3
Views: 15491

Post Re: Men get a second opinion
Sun 28 Aug, 2011   Forum: Humor
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  Topic: Jokes from a doctor
BRAIN53

Replies: 4
Views: 14649

Post Re: Jokes from a doctor
Wed 03 Aug, 2011   Forum: Humor
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  Topic: A Little Humor
BRAIN53

Replies: 0
Views: 11451

Post A Little Humor
Fri 20 May, 2011   Forum: Humor
Did u know the sailors who dumped Bin Laden's body into the ocean were Hispanic? They even prayed to Allah 3 times. Allah una,Allah dos.Allah tres.
  Topic: Memo
BRAIN53

Replies: 5
Views: 18157

Post Re: Memo
Fri 20 May, 2011   Forum: Humor
Tks JKF Cool
  Topic: Memo
BRAIN53

Replies: 5
Views: 18157

Post Memo
Fri 06 May, 2011   Forum: Humor
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who
was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him
on his rounds, so the community could become us ...
  Topic: The Economy Is So Bad.... How Bad Is It?
BRAIN53

Replies: 0
Views: 11521

Post The Economy Is So Bad.... How Bad Is It?
Fri 10 Sep, 2010   Forum: Humor
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD.... HOW BAD IS IT?

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with ...
  Topic: It's Soooo Hot!
BRAIN53

Replies: 2
Views: 13175

Post It's Soooo Hot!
Sat 17 Jul, 2010   Forum: Humor
It's Soooo Hot!




The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance ...
  Topic: Benefits of exercise
BRAIN53

Replies: 3
Views: 15101

Post Benefits of exercise
Sat 17 Jul, 2010   Forum: Humor
* Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing home
at $7000 per month.

** My grandpa started walking
five miles ...
  Topic: Heartwarming
BRAIN53

Replies: 1
Views: 12639

Post Heartwarming
Tue 08 Dec, 2009   Forum: Humor
A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a
construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty
lot.

The young family's 4-year-old daughter naturally took a ...
  Topic: At The Doctor's Office
BRAIN53

Replies: 0
Views: 11647

Post At The Doctor's Office
Wed 16 Sep, 2009   Forum: Humor
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her fin ...
  Topic: The Spoiled Under-30 Crowd
BRAIN53

Replies: 2
Views: 11837

Post The Spoiled Under-30 Crowd
Thu 09 Jul, 2009   Forum: Humor
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!



If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears
with their tedious diatribes about how hard thi ...
  Topic: Woman's husband
BRAIN53

Replies: 1
Views: 10875

Post Woman's husband
Tue 14 Apr, 2009   Forum: Humor
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

A ...
  Topic: little Joseph
BRAIN53

Replies: 1
Views: 10430

Post little Joseph
Thu 02 Apr, 2009   Forum: Humor
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we ...
  Topic: Old Timer Sex
BRAIN53

Replies: 6
Views: 15444

Post Old Timer Sex
Sun 01 Feb, 2009   Forum: Humor
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I ma ...
 
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