WastedTimes Redneck Pick-up Lines |
| Author: | mimi_44 [ Sun 09 Nov, 2008 ] |
| Post subject: | Redneck Pick-up Lines |
Redneck Pick-up Lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away. 2) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. 3) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out. 4) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 5) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 6) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 7) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til' afternoon.  |
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| Author: | Mop [ Mon 10 Nov, 2008 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines |
Okay , I'm gonna try out some on my GF , see if I stay in 1 piece... |
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| Author: | jkf [ Mon 10 Nov, 2008 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines |
mmmmmm.... must only work on redneck gals... |
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| Author: | Mop [ Tue 11 Nov, 2008 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines |
Yeah , Dutch ladies are used to more awkward chat up lines I guess....  |
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