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Jah Ji

Thu 08 Feb, 2007


Drunken cowboy

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A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Houston theater.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When the usher came by and noticed this,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he whispered to the cowboy,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Sorry,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> sir,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but you're only allowed one seat.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The usher became more impatient:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Sir,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> manager.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Once again,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the cowboy just groaned.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The usher marched briskly back <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> up the aisle,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and in a moment he returned with the manager.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Together the two of them <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> tried repeatedly to move the cowboy,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but with no success.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Finally they summoned the police.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Texas Ranger surveyed the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> situation briefly then asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"All right buddy what's your name?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Sam,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the cowboy moaned.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Where y'all from,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Sam?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> asked the Ranger.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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With terrible pain in his voice,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and without moving a muscle,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Sam replied,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"The balcony.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>