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Jah Ji

Sun 04 Feb, 2007


About Beer

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Withouit a doubt <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> this has to be the best explanation concerning the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I feel ashamed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Then I <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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their hopes and dreams.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> If I didn't drink this beer,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they might be out of <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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work,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and their dreams would be shattered.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I think,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"It is better to drink <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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this beer and let their dreams come true,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> than be selfish and worry about my <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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liver.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Babe Ruth
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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fools in his life.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Ernest Hemingway
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When I read about the evils of drinking,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I gave up reading.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Paul <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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24 hours in a day,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 24 beers in a case.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Coincidence?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I think not <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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H.L.Mencken
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When we drink,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we get drunk.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When we get drunk,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we fall asleep.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When we fall <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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asleep,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we commit no sin.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When we commit no sin,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we go to heaven.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> So,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> let's <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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all get drunk and go to heaven!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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George Bernard Shaw
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Benjamin Franklin
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Without question,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Oh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but the wheel does <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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not go nearly as well with pizza <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dave Barry
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BEER:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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To some it's a six-pack,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> to me it's a support group.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Salvation in a
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Leo Durocher
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One night at Cheers,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Cliff Clavin explained the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Buffalo Theory"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> to his <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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buddy,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Norm.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well ya see,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Norm,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it's like this.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> A herd of buffalo can only <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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move as fast as the slowest buffalo.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> And when the herd is hunted,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it is the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> This natural <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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selection is good for the herd as a whole,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> because the general speed and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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weakest members.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> In much the same way,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the human brain can only operate as <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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fast as the slowest brain cells.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Excessive intake of alcohol,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> as we know,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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kills brain cells.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> But naturally,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
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cells first.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> In this way,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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brain cells,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I never met a beer I didn't like <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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