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Jah Ji

Sun 04 Feb, 2007


Redneck Joke

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Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Cooter,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Pete and K.C.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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As they start their descent Cooter slips,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> falls off the tower and is killed instantly.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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As the ambulance takes the body away,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Pete says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> damn,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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someone should go and tell his wife.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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KC says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"OK,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'll do it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Two hours later,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Pete says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Where did you get that beer,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> KC?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Cooter's wife gave it to me,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> KC replies.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That's unbelievable,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you told the lady her husband was dead and
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she gave you beer?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> not exactly"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> KC says.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"When she answered the door,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I said
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to her,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You must be Cooter's widow'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You must be mistaken,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm not a widow.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then I said
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Mon 19 Feb, 2007


Re: Redneck Joke

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LOL!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Never liked rednecks.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>