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Jah Ji

Sun 04 Feb, 2007


Blonde's Flat Tire

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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Takes out two cardboard men,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Not surprisingly,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the traffic became snarled and backed up.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Officer,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> clearly enraged,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What is going on here?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"My car broke down,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Officer"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> says the woman,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> calmly.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> here by the road?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> asks the Officer.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> those are my emergency flashers!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she replied.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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peiratns

Sun 04 Feb, 2007



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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Very good!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Thanks Jah Ji!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Mon 05 Feb, 2007


Re: Blonde's Flat Tire

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LOL not just a blonde.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.a DUMB blonde <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>