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bossman3961

Sat 18 Nov, 2006


Funny

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Two <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> women friends had gone for a girl's night out.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Both were very <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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faithful and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> loving wives,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> however they had gotten over-enthusiastic <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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on the Bacardi <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Breezers.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Incredibly drunk and walking home,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they needed to pee.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> So <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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decided to stop in a nearby cemetery.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Having nothing to wipe with,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> one <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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of <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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them thought she would take off her panties and use them.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Her <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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did not <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> want to ruin them,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but was lucky enough to squat down next to <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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a grave that <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> had a wreath with a ribbon on it,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so she proceeded to wipe <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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with that.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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After the girls did their business they proceeded to go <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> home.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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normally sweet and innocent!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> wife was still in bed hung over,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so he <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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phoned <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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other husband and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"These damn girl's nights out have got to stop.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> m <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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starting to suspect the worst.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> My wife came home with no <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> panties!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That's nothing"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> said the other husband,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Mine came back <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> with a card <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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stuck between her butt cheeks that said:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"From all of us at the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Fire <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Station.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> We'll never forget you.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Mon 20 Nov, 2006


Re: Funny

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Good One <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>