----------------------------------- Jah Ji Mon 06 Nov, 2006 The ten commandments - A racist joke at it's best! ----------------------------------- God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested." God went to the Bla cks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested." Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested. Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10." There, that ought to offend just about everybody!!! ----------------------------------- BRAIN53 Mon 06 Nov, 2006 Re: The ten commandments - A racist joke at it's best! ----------------------------------- Oh my God...at least it offends everybody...except puertoricans ----------------------------------- aiolos Mon 06 Nov, 2006 Re: The ten commandments - A racist joke at it's best! ----------------------------------- Yeah, but it's damn good. You can also change it to offend whoever you want.