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bossman3961

Sat 21 Oct, 2006


Acceptable excuse

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Acceptable excuse <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"But what about extreme sexual exhaustion,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> professor?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> As you would expect,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the class exploded in laughter.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When the students had finally settled down,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he responded,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>