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bossman3961

Sat 21 Oct, 2006


A day in hell

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A day in hell <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Demon:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Why so glum chum?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Guy:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> What do you think?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm in hell.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Demon:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Hell's not so bad.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> We actually have a lot of fun down here.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.you a drinkin'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> man?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Guy:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Sure,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I love to drink.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Love the drinks.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Demon:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Well you're gonna love Mondays then.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> On Mondays that's all we do is drink.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Whiskey,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> tequila,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Guinness,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> wine coolers,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> diet tab,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and fresca.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Guy:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Gee that sounds great.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Demon:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You a smoker?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Guy:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You better believe it!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Love the smoking.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Demon:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Alright!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You're gonna love Tuesdays.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> If you get cancer <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> no biggie <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you're already dead remember?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Guy:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Wow.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.that's.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.awesome!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Demon:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I bet you like to gamble.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Guy:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Why yes as a matter of fact I do.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Love the gambling.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Demon:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Craps,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Blackjack,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Roulette,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Poker,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Slots,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> whatever.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> If you go Bankrupt.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.well you're dead anyhow.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Demon:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You into drugs?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Guy:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Are you kidding?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Love drugs!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You don't mean.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Demon:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> That's right!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Thursday is drug day.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> or smack.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that's right <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you're dead <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> who cares!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> O.D.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Guy:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Yowza!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I never realized Hell was such a swingin'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> place!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Demon:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You gay?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Guy:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Uh no.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Demon:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Ooooh <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(grimaces)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you're really gonna hate Fridays.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>