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bossman3961

Sat 21 Oct, 2006


One night

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One night <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WIFE:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What would you do if I died?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Would you get married again?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HUSBAND:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Definitely not!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WIFE:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Why not?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Don't you like being married?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HUSBAND:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Of course I do.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WIFE:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Then why wouldn't you remarry?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HUSBAND:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Okay,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> okay,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'd get married again.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WIFE:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You would?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(with a hurt look)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HUSBAND:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(makes audible groan)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WIFE:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Would you live in our house?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HUSBAND:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Sure,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it's a great house.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WIFE:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Would you sleep with her in our bed?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HUSBAND:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Where else would we sleep?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WIFE:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Would you let her drive my car?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HUSBAND:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Probably,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it is almost new.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WIFE:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Would you replace my pictures with hers?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HUSBAND:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That would seem like the proper thing to do"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WIFE:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Would you give her my jewelry?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HUSBAND:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm sure she'd want her own.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WIFE:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Would you take her golfing with you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HUSBAND:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Yes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> those are always good times.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WIFE:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Would she use my clubs?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HUSBAND:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she's left-handed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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WIFE:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> silence-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HUSBAND:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"shit.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>