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bossman3961

Sat 21 Oct, 2006


Perfect Timing

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Perfect Timing <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A crusty old sergeant is at a gala event,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> when a sexy young woman approaches him.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"It looks like you've seen a lot of action,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> examining his medals.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Not to pry,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but when did you last have sex?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Nineteen fifty five,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the sergeant replies.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No sex since 1955?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she exclaims.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That's too long!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She leads him to the
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back room and jumps his bones.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Afterward she pants,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Wow,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you didn't forget
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much since 1955!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The sergeant glances at his watch and says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I hope not,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it's only 2130 now.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>