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bossman3961

Sat 21 Oct, 2006


Fart

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Little Johnny Farts
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one day in miss branstens class a first year teacher was teaching and a student in the back was farting and disrupting the class.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so she told him to stop,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then when she turned her back she herd the fart again.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she jumped around and said will you stop if i fart better than you!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> little johnny said sure but mommy says girls dont fart.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the teacher replies well everyone is human and everybody farts!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so she got some chalk dust and put some evenly on 2 pices of paper.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and so johnny drops his pants and boxers and lets out the biggest and best fart in the world.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and most of the dust flies away and only a little is left.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so Miss Braunsten drops her dress and her thong and farts.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> all the dust flies away and johnny is surprised.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he asked her to do it again and he takes a closer look while she does it and he says no wonder,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you have a double barrel,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you cheated