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Jah Ji
Mon 16 Oct, 2006

Beer Bottle
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Cajun <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He puts the alligator up on the bar.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He turns to the astonished patrons.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'll make you a deal.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute then <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> In return <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> for witnessing this spectacle,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> each of you will buy me a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> drink.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The crowd murmured their approval.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The man stood <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> up on the bar,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> dropped his trousers,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and placed his Johnson and related <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> parts in the alligator's open mouth.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The gator closed his mouth as <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the crowd gasped.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> After a minute,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the man grabbed a beer bottle <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The gator <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> promised.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The crowd cheered,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and the first of his free <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> drinks were delivered.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The man stood up again and made another <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> offer.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'll pay anyone <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$100 who's willing to give it a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> try.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> A hush fell over the crowd.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> After a while,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a hand went <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> up in the back of the bar.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A Blonde woman timidly <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> spoke up.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'll try it <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Just don't hit me so hard with the beer <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> bottle!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>

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BRAIN53
Tue 17 Oct, 2006

Re: Beer Bottle
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Hahahahahahha had to be a blonde LOL

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Grim
Tue 17 Oct, 2006


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Classic hehe <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D
