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bossman3961

Mon 16 Oct, 2006


Little Boys

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Two little boys go into the grocery store.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> One is nine,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the other four.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The nine-year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The cashier asks,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> these must be for your Mom,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> huh.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The nine-year old shakes his head and replies,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Nope,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> not for my Mom.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Cashier:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they must be for your sister then?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Nine-year old:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Nope,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> not for my sister either.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Cashier,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> curious now:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"If they're not for your Mom and not for your sister,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> who are they for?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The nine-year old says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"They're for my four-year old brother.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Surprised,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the cashier asks,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Your little brother right here?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Nine year old explains:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> yeah!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and my little brother can't do either!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Mon 16 Oct, 2006


Re: Little Boys

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That's too cute LOL