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BRAIN53

Sat 14 Oct, 2006


Puerto Rican-style

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A Puerto Rican from La Perla found himself in Miami and decided to
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approach a prostitute down on <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 8th Street.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He asked her,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Oye Mami,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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how much do you sharge for the hour?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$100,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she replied.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Do you do Puerto Rican-style?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he asked.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Not knowing exactly what this
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was,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she refused.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He tried to sweeten the deal and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'll pay you
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$300 to do it Puerto Rican <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-style.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Again she declined.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Being the persistent type,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he laid down a final offer.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'll give you
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$500 to go Puerto Rican-style with me!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> What do you say?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Finally,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she
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agrees,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> thinking,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well I've been in the game for over ten years now.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I've been there and done that,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and had every kind of request from
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weirdos from all over the world.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> How kinky could Puerto Rican-style be?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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After an hour of every possible way and position,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she turned to him and
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said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That was fantastic,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but I was expecting something perverted and
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disgusting.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Where does the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Puerto Rican-style'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> come in?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Man popped a can of beer and replied,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I pay you next Wednesday when
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I get my check.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>