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djm

Fri 01 Sep, 2006


The 5 Answers We Have All Been Waiting For

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THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It's Braille for <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"suck here"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It's the same as <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a French kiss,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but only <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"down under.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Melt them down,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> make a tire,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and call it a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Goodyear.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Because when they come,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they're wild and wet.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> But when <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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they go,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they take your house and car with <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> them.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> IN THE MORNING?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Because they don't have any balls to scratch