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bossman3961

Fri 01 Sep, 2006


preacher and the redneck

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preacher and the redneck
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A pompous minister was seated next to a Redneck on a flight across the country.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> After the plane was airborne,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> drink orders were taken.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Redneck asked for a Jack Daniels and coke,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> which was brought and placed before him.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He replied in disgust,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Shit,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> me too.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I didn't know we had a choice!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>