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bossman3961

Fri 01 Sep, 2006


A nun's point of view

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A nun's point of view
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Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Father!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she cried,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"just WAIT until you hear this!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The priest led the sister to a chair,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> father"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the nun began,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"A serious infraction,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> indeed!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> said the priest.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"But that's not what has me so excited,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> father"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> replied the nun,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"it was WHAT they were wagering ON!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What an incredible wager!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> exclaimed the priest,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What did you do?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I hit the CEILING,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> father.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"How much did you win?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>