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BRAIN53

Sun 20 Aug, 2006


Sexual Education Convention

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> As he settled in,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Lo and behold,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she took the seat right beside his.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Eager to strike up a conversation,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he blurted out,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Business trip or vacation?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She turned,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> smiled,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Business.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He swallowed hard.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> sitting next to him,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and she was going to a meeting for sex education!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Struggling to maintain his composure,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he calmly asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What's your business role at this convention?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Lecturer,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she responded.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Really,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he said.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What myths are those?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she explained.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> when in fact,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> when actually it is the men of Jewish descent.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> We have,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> however,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Suddenly,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'm sorry,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she said.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I shouldn't really be discussing this with you.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I don't even know your name.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Tonto,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the man said.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Tonto Goldstein,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but my friends call me Bubba.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>