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bossman3961

Sun 06 Aug, 2006


Divorce letter

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Dear Husband:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for
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good.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have
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nothing to show for it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> These last two weeks have been hell.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that
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was the last straw.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Last week,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you came home and didn't notice that I
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had gotten my hair and nails done,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> cooked your favourite meal and even
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wore a brand new negligee.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You came home and ate in two minutes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and went straight to sleep
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after watching the game.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You don't tell me you love me anymore,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you
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don't touch me or anything.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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what ever the case is,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm gone.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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P.S.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> If you're trying to find me,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> don't.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Your BROTHER and I are
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moving away to West Virginia together!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Have a great life!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Your EX-Wife
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.The saga continues.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dear Ex-Wife
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Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It's true
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that you and I have been married for seven years,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> although a good
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woman is a far cry from what you've been.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Too bad that doesn't work.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I did notice when
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you cut off all of your hair last week,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the first thing that came to
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mind was <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You look just like a man!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> My mother raised me to not say
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anything if you can't say anything nice.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I went to sleep on you when you
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had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I
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prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed
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fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$49.99.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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After all of this,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I still loved you and felt that we could work it
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out.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
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dollars,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> But when
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I got home you were gone.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Everything happens for a reason I guess.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I hope you have the filling
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life you always wanted My lawyer said with your letter that
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you wrote,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you won't get a dime from me.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> So take care.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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P.S.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> my brother was
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born Carla.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I hope that's not a problem.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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signed:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Rich and Free!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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hbgator

Tue 08 Aug, 2006


Re: Divorce letter

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that was great <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D