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bossman3961

Sun 06 Aug, 2006


Sunday school

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Usually she slept through the class.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Tell me,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Mary,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> who created the universe?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When Mary didn't stir,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> little Johnny,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'God Almighty <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> shouted Mary and the teacher said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Very good'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and Mary fell back to sleep.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A while later the teacher asked Mary,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Who is our Lord and Savior?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Once again,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Jesus Christ!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> shouted Mary and the teacher said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Very good,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and Mary fell back to sleep.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Then the teacher asked Mary a third question,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> And again,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Johnny jabbed her with the pin.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> This time Mary jumped up and shouted,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'll break it in half!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Teacher fainted.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>