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BRAIN53

Fri 13 Jan, 2006


Book Report

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Students were assigned to read 2 books,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Titanic"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>&<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"My <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Life"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> by Bill Clinton.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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One smart-ass student turned in the following book report,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> with <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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His cool professor gave him an A+<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> for this report:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Titanic:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$29.99
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Clinton:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$29.99
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Titanic:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Over 3 hours to read
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Clinton:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Over 3 hours to read
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Titanic:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The story of Jack and Rose,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> their forbidden love,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and
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subsequent catastrophe.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Clinton:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The story of Bill and Monica,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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their forbidden love,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and subsequent catastrophe.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Titanic:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Jack is a starving artist.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Clinton:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Bill is a bullshit artist.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Titanic:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> In one scene,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Jack enjoys a good cigar.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Clinton:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Ditto for Bill.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Titanic:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> During ordeal,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Rose's dress gets ruined.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Clinton:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Ditto for Monica.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Titanic:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Jack teaches Rose to spit.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Clinton:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Let's not go there.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Titanic:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Rose gets to keep her jewelry.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Clinton:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Monica's forced to return her gifts.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Titanic:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Clinton:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.Clinton doesn't remember Jack.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Titanic:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Clinton:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Monica.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.ooh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> let's not go there,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> either.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Titanic:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Jack surrenders to an icy death.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Clinton:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Bill goes home to Hilary.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.basically the same thing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>