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Magnolia2500

Thu 12 Jan, 2006


Something to Offend Everyone

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Something to Offend Everyone <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Why is divorce so expensive?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Because it's worth it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What do you call a smart blonde?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A golden retriever.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What do attorneys use for birth control?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Their personalities.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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45 lbs.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Through his chest with a sharp knife.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> caring,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and good-looking?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Because those men already have boyfriends.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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After a year,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the dog!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> is still excited to see you.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Are you sure it's mine?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He walks around saying <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Yo.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What's the Cuban National Anthem?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Row,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Row,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Row Your Boat"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A different bar
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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A speech impediment.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They're hiring.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"a recipe.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A Northern fairytale begins <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Once upon a time.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A southern fairytale begins <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Why is there no Disneyland in China?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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I hope everybody has sense of humour!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:smile:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.gasp


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jkf

Fri 13 Jan, 2006



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LOL.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so you're the one thats been writing on the bathroom walls.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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BRAIN53

Fri 13 Jan, 2006


Re: Something to Offend Everyone

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Very Funny <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D


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Magnolia2500

Mon 16 Jan, 2006



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LOL.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so you're the one thats been writing on the bathroom walls.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Mr.Fong

Tue 17 Jan, 2006



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I loved them all.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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aiolos

Tue 17 Jan, 2006


Re: Something to Offend Everyone

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This is the perfect place for my first post.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Very funny stuff Magnolia2500 <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:mrgreen:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>