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Jah Ji

Wed 05 Jul, 2006


Bubba and Billy Joe

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Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street in Atlanta,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and they see a sign on a store which reads,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Suits <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$5.00 each!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> shirts <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$2.00 each,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> trousers <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$2.50 each.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Bubba says to his pal,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Billy Joe,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Look here!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> We could buy a whole gob of these,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> take'em back to Sand Mountain,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> sell <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'em to our friends,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and make a fortune.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Just let me do the talkin'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'cause if they hear your accent,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they might think we're ignorant,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and not wanna sell that stuff to us.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Now,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'll take 50 of them suits at <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$5.00 each,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 100 of them there shirts at <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$2.00 each,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> 50 pairs of them there trousers at <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$2.50 each.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'll back up my pickup and.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The owner of the shop interrupts,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Ya'll from South Alabama,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> ain't ya?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.yeah,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> says a surprised Bubba.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"How come you knowed that?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Because this is a dry-cleaners.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Thu 06 Jul, 2006


Re: Bubba and Billy Joe

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Very Funny.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> love this one <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>