----------------------------------- hbgator Thu 22 Jun, 2006 A blind man wanders into a lady biker bar ----------------------------------- A blind man wanders into a lady biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. "Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." ----------------------------------- BRAIN53 Thu 22 Jun, 2006 Re: A blind man wanders into a lady biker bar ----------------------------------- Love it :lol: ----------------------------------- BRAIN53 Thu 22 Jun, 2006 Re: A blind man wanders into a lady biker bar ----------------------------------- Love it :lol: ----------------------------------- kap Thu 22 Jun, 2006 ----------------------------------- HAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAAH:D:D:D:D:DD:D:D:D THATS A GOOD 1! ----------------------------------- Jah Ji Fri 23 Jun, 2006 Re: A blind man wanders into a lady biker bar ----------------------------------- Lmao. That was a good one bro. :razz: