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aiolos

Thu 15 Jun, 2006


Three Stars at the jungle

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One day Steven Spielberg,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Arnold Schwarzenegger,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Unfortunately,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they were caught by a tribal group.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Get me something good to eat.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> If I like it,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you will be freed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The three stars looked at each other and agreed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They then went into the jungle to look for some food <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Spielberg was the first to come back.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He came up to the altar and offered grapes.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She tasted one and immediately spat it out.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> She ordered her servants to shove the rest of them up his ass.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The servants finished their duty,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> leaving a screaming Spielberg.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Schwarzenegger was the next to arrive with some yummy apples.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The same thing happened to him,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but cusiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Spielberg was shocked.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but Schwarzenegger had several apples in his ass and he was still laughing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He asked him <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'What the hell are you laughing at?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A laughing Schwarzenegger replied <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Pierce is coming back with a watermelon.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>