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Jah Ji
Sat 10 Jun, 2006

George Bush
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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> After his talk he opens the floor to questions.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Billy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"And what is your question,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Billy?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I have 3 questions.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> First,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Second,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> And third,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Just then the bell rings for recess.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When they resume George says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"OK,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> where were we?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Oh!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> That's right!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Question time.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> So who has a question?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Another little boy puts up his hand.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> George points him out and asks him what his name is.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Steve"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"And what is your question,Steve?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I have 5 questions.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> First,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Second,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Third,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Fourth,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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And Fifth,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> what the fvck happened to Billy?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>

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hbgator
Sat 10 Jun, 2006

Re: George Bush
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I love it <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D

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BRAIN53
Sat 10 Jun, 2006

Re: George Bush
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Good One <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:cool:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>

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l0calh0st101
Sun 11 Jun, 2006


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Good one Shah Ji <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D

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cyberval
Mon 12 Jun, 2006


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thats a great one Jah Ji,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> thx.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
