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hbgator

Mon 22 May, 2006


Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.

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Why Computers Sometimes Crash!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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by Dr.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Seuss.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(You gotta read this one out loud)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If the label on the cable on the table at your house,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'cuz sure as I'm a poet,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the sucker's gonna hang.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and the macro code instructions are causing unnecessary risk,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> hopefully that certainly clears things up for me.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> How about you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Happy Computing!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>