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Jah Ji
Fri 19 May, 2006

Second opinion
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The doctor said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Bill,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the good news is I can cure your headaches.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
The bad news is that it will require castration.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You have a very rare<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
condition,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
pressure creates one hell of a headache.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The only way to relieve the<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
pressure is to remove the testicles.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Bill was shocked and depressed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He wondered if he had anything to<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
live for.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He had no choice but to go under the knife.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When he left the hospital,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he was without a headache for the first<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
time in 20 years,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but he felt like he was missing an important part of<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
himself.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> As he walked down the street,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he realized that he felt like a<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
different person.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He could make a new beginning and live a new life.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He saw a men's<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
clothing store and thought,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That's what I need.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a new suit.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He entered the shop and told the salesman,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'd like a new suit.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Let's see.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> size 44<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
long.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Bill laughed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That's right,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> how did you know?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Been in the business 60 years!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the tailor said.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Bill tried on the suit.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It fit perfectly.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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As Bill admired himself lf in the mirror,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the salesman asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"How<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
about a new shirt?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Bill thought for a moment and then said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Sure.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The salesman eyed Bill and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Let's see 34 sleeves and 16-1/2<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
neck.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Bill was surprised,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That's right,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> how did you know?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Been in the business 60 years.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Bill tried on the shirt and it fit<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
perfectly.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Bill walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"How<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
about some new underwear?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Bill thought for a moment and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Sure.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The salesman said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Let's see.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> size 36.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Bill laughed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Ah ha!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I got you;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I've worn a size 34 since I was 18<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
years old.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The salesman shook his head,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You can't wear a size 34.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> A size 34<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
one hell of a headache.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b><b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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New suit <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$400<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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New shirt <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$36<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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New under wear <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$6<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Second Opinion <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-PRICELESS

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aiolos
Fri 19 May, 2006

Re: Second opinion
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Now that's a good one.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D

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BRAIN53
Sat 20 May, 2006

Re: Second opinion
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Good one <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> love it <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
