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bossman3961

Fri 12 May, 2006


The Why's of Men

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The Why's of Men
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1.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(because <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they are plugged into a genius)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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2.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(they <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> don't have enough time)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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3.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(they <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> don't stop to ask directions)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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4.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(because <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> lock)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(You're <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> laughing,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> aren't you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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5.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(so <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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6.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(you <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> need a rough draft before you make a final copy)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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7.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(don't <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> know.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.it never happened)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> C'mon guys,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we laugh at your blonde jokes!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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And <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> my personal favorite:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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8.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(because <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a vibrator can't mow the lawn)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Remember,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> in your <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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heart.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.Then you are just an old sour <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> fart.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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cyberval

Sat 13 May, 2006


Re: The Why's of Men

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4.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(because <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> lock)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(You're <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> laughing,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> aren't you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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very good said.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that must be it why my older people snore more,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D


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hbgator

Sat 13 May, 2006


Re: The Why's of Men

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yes I agree <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>#4 had me choking on my coffee too <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D