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aiolos

Thu 11 May, 2006


The decoy

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One night,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> At closing time,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> trip on the curb,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Then,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Everyone left the bar and drove off.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Finally,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he started his engine and began to pull away.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The police officer was waiting for him.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He stopped the driver,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The results showed a reading of 0.0.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The driver replied,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Tonight,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm the Designated Decoy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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hbgator

Fri 12 May, 2006


Re: The decoy

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now every bar needs one of those <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D