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hbgator

Wed 03 May, 2006


How To Install A Redneck Home Security System:

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1.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14work boots.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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2.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Place them on your front porch,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> along with a copy of Guns andAmmo magazine.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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3.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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4.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Leave a note on your door that reads,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Hey Bubba <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> big Mike and Iwent for more ammunition.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Back in an hour.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Don't mess with thePitbulls.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Better wait outside.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They attacked the mailman this morningand messed him up pretty bad.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I locked all four of them in the house.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Wed 03 May, 2006


Re: How To Install A Redneck Home Security System:

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