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BRAIN53

Sat 07 Jan, 2006


Post Office

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There was a man who worked for the Post Office,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> whose job it was to process <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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all the mail that had illegible addresses.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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One day,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a letter came to his desk,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> addressed in a shaky handwriting,to God.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He thought he should open it to see what it was about.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He opened it and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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read:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dear God,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I am an 93 year old widow,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> living on a very small
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pension.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Yesterday someone stole my purse.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It had
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$100.00 in it,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> which was all the money I had until my
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next pension check.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Next Sunday is Christmas,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and I
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had invited two of my friends over for dinner.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Without
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that money,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I have nothing to buy food with.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I have no
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family to turn to,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and you are my only hope.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Can you
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please help me?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Sincerely,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
Edna
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The postal worker was touched.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He showed the letter to all of the other <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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workers.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Each of them dug into his wallet and came up with a few dollars.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> By <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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the time he made the rounds,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he had collected <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$96.00,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> which they put into an <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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envelope and sent to the woman.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The rest of the day,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> all of the workers felt <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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a warm glow for the kind thing they had done.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Christmas came and went.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> A few <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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days later,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> another letter came from the old lady,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> to God.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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All of the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.It read:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Dear God,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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How can I ever thank you enough for what you did
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for me?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Because of your gift of love,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I was able to
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fix a glorious dinner for my friends.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> We had a very
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nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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By the way,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> there was <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$4 missing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I think it must
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have been those thieving bastards at the Post Office.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Sincerely,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
Edna <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:mrgreen:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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cyberval

Sat 07 Jan, 2006



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lol.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> i have to tell my friend this.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he has exactly the same job at post office.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> good one.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Sat 02 Sep, 2006



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Very good one.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.I never trust those guys at the postoffice either.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Grim

Sat 02 Sep, 2006



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Nice,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> hahahaha!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>