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BRAIN53

Sat 07 Jan, 2006


"I Hate My Job Day"

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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I Hate My Job Day"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:mad:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When you have an <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I Hate My Job Day"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> try this:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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On your way home from work,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>&Johnson.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Be very <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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sure you get this brand.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When you get home,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> lock your doors,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> draw the curtains and disconnect the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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phone so you will not be disturbed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> open <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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the package and remove the thermometer.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Now,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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chipped or broken.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Now the fun part begins.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Take out the literature and read it carefully.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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will notice that in small print there is a statement,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Every rectal <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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thermometer made by Johnson <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>&<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Johnson is personally tested"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Now,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>&Johnson.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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IS WORSE THAN YOURS!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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cyberval

Sat 07 Jan, 2006



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lol,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a good one.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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the guy/girl testers must really have a boring job.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> lol


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jkf

Sat 07 Jan, 2006


Re: &quot;I Hate My Job Day&quot;

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Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they won't be able to label it as <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No Animal Testing"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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They'll have more fun if they went to work for Masters and Johnson.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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jkf <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>