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Jah Ji

Sat 01 Apr, 2006


Stay Preacher Man

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The Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will
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pay him more.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> There is a hush within the congregation.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> No one wants him to
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leave.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Joe Smith,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and
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proclaims:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"If the Preacher stays,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I will provide him with a new Cadillac every
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year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The
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congregation sighs in appreciation,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and applauds.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Sam Brown,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a successful entrepreneur and investor,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> stands and say <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"If the
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Preacher will stay on here,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'll personally double his salary,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and also
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establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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More sighs and loud applause.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Sadie Jones,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> age 88,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> stands and announces with a smile,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"If the preacher stays,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I will give him sex,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> There is total silence.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Preacher,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> blushing,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> asks her:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Mrs.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Jones,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> whatever possessed you to say
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that?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> holding his forehead
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with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side while his wife
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replies:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I just asked my husband how we could help,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and he said <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Screw the
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Preacher.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Sun 02 Apr, 2006


Re: Stay Preacher Man

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Good One <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>