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Knight_74

Sat 25 Mar, 2006


Irish Coffee warning

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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What about trying Viagra?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> asks the doctor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Not a chance,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she said.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"He won't even take an aspirin"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Not a problem,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> replied the doctor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Give him an Irish Viagra.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Drop it into his coffee,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he won't even taste it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> went"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> who directly inquired as to progress.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The poor dear exclaimed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> faith,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> bejaysus and begorrah!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> T'was horrid.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Just terrible,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> doctor!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Really,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> what happened?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> asked the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> doctor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He jumped hisself straight up,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> with a twinkle in his eye,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and with his pants a-bulging fiercly!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> With one swoop of his arm,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he sent the cups and tablecloth flying,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> making wild,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> mad,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> passionate love to me on the tabletop!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It was a nightmare,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I tell <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> an absolute nightmare!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Why so terrible?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> asked the doctor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> no,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> no,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> no,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> doctor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The sex was fine indeed!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> But sure as I'm sittin'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> here,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> again.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>