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BRAIN53
Thu 16 Mar, 2006
"condoms"
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WHY CONDOMS COME IN PACKAGES OF 3, 6, AND 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to
walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are
these, Dad? To which
the
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the
boy pensively.
Yes,
I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3
and asks, "Why are
there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are
for high school
boys,
ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the
boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
for?" "Those are for
college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO
for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking up a
12
pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
"Those are for the
married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE
for March....etc."