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Jah Ji

Mon 06 Mar, 2006


Beer Vs Water

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The truth and nothing but the truth <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> after one year we will have absorbed 1 kilo of the Escherichia Coli bacteria usually found in feces.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> In other words,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we will have consumed 1 liter of shit.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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However,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we don't run that risk when we drink beer,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> whiskey,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> rum or other liquors because the creation of alcohol involves a distillation process of boiling,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> filtering and fermenting.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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It is my duty to communicate to all of you who are drinking water to stop doing so as it has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and therefore bad for you.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Remember:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Water <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>=<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Shit
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Alcohol <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>=<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Health
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Free yourself of shit,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> drink alcohol!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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It's better to drink alcohol and talk shit,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> than to drink water and be full of shit!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Mon 06 Mar, 2006


Re: Beer Vs Water

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Yeah right!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> lol


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hbgator

Thu 11 May, 2006


Re: Beer Vs Water

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I knew I drank for a reason <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D