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cyberval

Thu 02 Mar, 2006


Why Men Are Just Happier People

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You wax your car,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> not your body.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Your last name stays put.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The garage is all yours.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Wedding plans take care of themselves.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You can be president.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You can never be pregnant.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Car mechanics tell you the truth.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The world is your urinal.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Same work,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> more pay.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Wrinkles add character.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Wedding dress <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$5,000.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Tux rental <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$100.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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New shoes don't cut,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> blister,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> or mangle your feet.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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One mood <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> all the time.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You know stuff about tanks.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If someone forgets to invite you,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he or she can still be your friend.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Your underwear is <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$5.95 for a three-pack.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You almost never have strap problems in public.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Everything on your face stays its original color.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The same hairstyle lasts for years,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> maybe decades.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You only have to shave your face and neck.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Your belly usually hides your big hips.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You can <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"do"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> your nails with a pocketknife.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45 minutes.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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No wonder men are happier!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Thu 02 Mar, 2006


Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People

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That The Truth <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:cool:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Fri 24 Mar, 2006



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thats G O L D


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aiolos

Fri 24 Mar, 2006


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You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Oh come on,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> women should be allowed to do that stuff as well <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:mrgreen:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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That's right.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> And I enjoy everything we do <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mon 27 Mar, 2006


Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People

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I don't mind being a woman <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:razz:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Lady DarkFire

Thu 06 Apr, 2006


Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People

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You can be president.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(Grins)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Not for long if Hillary Clinton has anything to do with it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>^_~<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Thu 06 Apr, 2006


Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People

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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> ha ha nice one cyberval but in my view men is cursed with many things too lol <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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nobody is complete <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>