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Jah Ji

Wed 01 Mar, 2006


Bush meets the Queen

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George Bush meets with the Queen of England.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He asks her,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Your Majesty,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> how do you run such an efficient government?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Are there any tips you can give to me?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> says the Queen,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Bush frowns.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Queen takes a sip of tea.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that's easy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Queen pushes a button on her intercom.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Please send Tony Blair in here,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> would you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Tony Blair walks into the room.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Yes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> my Queen?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Queen smiles <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Answer me this,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> please,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Tony.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Your mother and father have a child.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It is not your brother and it is not your sister.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Who is it?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Without pausing for a moment,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Tony Blair answers,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> your Majesty,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> that would be me.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Yes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Very good,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> says the Queen.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> his Vice President,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the same question.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Dick,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> answer this for me.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Your mother and your father have a child.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It's not your brother and it's not your sister.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Who is it?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'm not sure,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> says Cheney,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"let me get back to you on that one.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Cheney goes to his Advisors and asks every one,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but none can give him an answer.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Finally,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Cheney shouts,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Colin!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Can you answer this for me?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Who is it?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Colin Powell yells back,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"That's easy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It's me!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Cheney smiles,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Thanks!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Then,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Cheney goes back to speak with Bush.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Say,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It's Colin Powell.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Bush gets up,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> stomps over to Cheney and angrily yells into his face,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"No,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you idiot!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It's Tony Blair!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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hbgator

Wed 01 Mar, 2006


Re: Bush meets the Queen

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another great one,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Jah Ji <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D


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cyberval

Thu 02 Mar, 2006



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lol.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> thanks a lot Jah Ji.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>