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Jah Ji

Sun 26 Feb, 2006


The Reverend

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The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town in Ireland.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> One day he was walking down the high street when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Reverend wasn't happy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Miss Fitzgerald"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he said sternly.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"This is no place for a member of my congregation.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Why don't you let me take you home?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Sure"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she said with a slur,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> obviously very drunk.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When Miss Fitzgerald stood up from the bar,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she began to weave back and
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Forth.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The Reverend realized that she'd had far too much to drink and
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Grabbed her arms to steady her.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> When he did,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they both lost their balance
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And tumbled to the floor.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> After rolling around for a few moments,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the
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Reverend wound up on top of Miss Fitzgerald,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> her skirt hiked up to her
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Waist.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The pub bartender looked over and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oi mate,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> we won't have any of that carrying on in this pub.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Reverend looked up at the bartender and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"But you don't understand,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm Pastor Fluff.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The bartender nodded and said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if you're that far in,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you might as well finish then leave.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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hbgator

Mon 27 Feb, 2006


Re: The Reverend

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good one <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D