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hbgator

Sat 18 Feb, 2006


more blonde jokes

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My next door neighbor is so blonde.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She thought a quarterback was a refund.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She tripped over the cordless phone.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She told someone to meet her at the corner of <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Walk"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Don't Walk"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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At the bottom of the application where is says <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Sign here"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she wrote Sagittarius.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If she spoke her mind,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she'd be speechless.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When she heard that 90%<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> of all crimes were around the home,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she moved.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She got an AM radio.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she said,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Look!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They spelled Macy's wrong!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Concentrate"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Shine a flashlight in their ear.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> What does a blond and a soda bottle have in common?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> They're both empty from the neck up.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> How do you get a blond out of a tree?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Wave <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> To see what was on the other side.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> From crawling across the street when the sign said <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"DON'T WALK"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> In case she locks the keys in her car.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Why did God create blondes?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Because sheep can't bring a snack from the fridge.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Why did God create brunettes?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Neither could the blondes.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Q:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> To turn the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> signal blinker off.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>