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hbgator

Sat 18 Feb, 2006


The Blame Game......

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If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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he blames the restaurant.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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your family blames the tobacco company.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he blames the bartender.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If your grandchildren are brats without manners,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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you blame television.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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you blame the gun manufacturer.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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and the passengers kill him instead,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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So,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> if I die while my old,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:D