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BRAIN53

Wed 15 Feb, 2006


New Computer Viruses

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The George Bush Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The John Kerry Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on the screen.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Ronald Reagan Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Saves your data but forgets where it is stored.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Bill Clinton Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Gives you a permanent hard drive with NO memory.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Al Gore Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Bob Dole <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>(aka Viagra)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Lewinsky Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Sucks all of the memory from your computer then e-mails everyone about what it did.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Terminates some files,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> leaves,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but will be back.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Mike Tyson Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Quits after two bytes.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Oprah Winfrey Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Prozac Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Totally screws up your RAM,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but your processor doesn't care.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Michael Jackson Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Only attacks minor files.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The Lorena Bobbitt Virus <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then discards it through Windows.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Wed 15 Feb, 2006


Re: New Computer Viruses

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almost the same as the one posted here
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