----------------------------------- lightwave Mon 13 Feb, 2006 Firing Squad ----------------------------------- Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton is first placed against the wall and just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!" The firing squad falls into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion. Al Gore is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is reassembled and Al ponders what his old boss has done. Before the order to shoot is given, Al yells, "Tornado!" Again the squad fall apart and Al slips over the wall. The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall." As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction, he grins and yells, "Fire!" ----------------------------------- cyberval Mon 13 Feb, 2006 ----------------------------------- and there goes Dick Cheney... shooting Dubya in the back..... http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060213/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident lol... ----------------------------------- jkf Mon 13 Feb, 2006 ----------------------------------- There goes his retirement pay... lo ----------------------------------- hbgator Mon 13 Feb, 2006 Re: Firing Squad ----------------------------------- R I P :D :D ----------------------------------- BRAIN53 Mon 13 Feb, 2006 Re: Firing Squad ----------------------------------- I always knew he was an idiot!! LOL ----------------------------------- aiolos Mon 13 Feb, 2006 Re: Firing Squad ----------------------------------- I really wouldn't be surprised if he did that... :mrgreen: