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Sparkyv2

Sat 11 Feb, 2006


The parrot........

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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> It doesn't have any feet or legs.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The guy says aloud,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Jeesh,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I wonder what happened to this parrot?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The parrot says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I was born this way.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm a defective parrot.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Holy crap,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the guy replies.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You actually understood and answered me!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I got every word,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> says the parrot.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh yeah?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the guy asks,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Then answer this <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>-<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the parrot says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"this is very embarrassing but since you asked,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You can't see it because of my feathers.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Wow,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> says the guy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You really can understand and speak English can't you?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Actually,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I speak both Spanish and English,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> politics,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> religion,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> sports,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> physics,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> philosophy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm especially good at ornithology.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You really ought to buy me.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'd be a great companion.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The guy looks at the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$20000 price tag.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Sorry,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but I just can't afford that.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Pssssssst,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> says the parrot,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'm defective,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so the truth is,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You can probably get me for <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$20;<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> just make the guy an offer!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The guy offers <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$20 and walks out with the parrot.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Weeks go by.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The parrot is sensational.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He has a great sense of humor,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he's interesting,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he's a great pal,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he understands everything,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he sympathizes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and he's insightful.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The guy is delighted.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Psssssssssssst,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and motions him over with one wing.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I don't know if I should tell you this or not,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but it's about your wife and the postman.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What are you talking about?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> asks the guy.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"When the postman delivered the mail today,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"WHAT?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the guy asks incredulously.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"THEN what happened?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> reported the parrot.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"NO!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he exclaims.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"And she let him?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Yes.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Then he continued taking off the nightie!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Then the frantic guy demands,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"THEN WHAT HAPPENED?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Damned if I know.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Mon 13 Feb, 2006


Re: The parrot........

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HAHAHAHAHAÃ<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>¢<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>â<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>‚<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>¬<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>Â<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>¦<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.good for him for being a RAT lol