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bossman3961

Thu 09 Feb, 2006


Saying the right thing at  the right time . . Priceless

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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Party.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Jack is not normally a drinker,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> at all.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> As bad as he <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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was <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> feeling,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he wondered if he did something wrong.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Jack had to force <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
himself to <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> open his eyes,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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next <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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to a <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> glass of water on the side table.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> And,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> next to them,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a single red rose!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Jack <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> sits up and sees his clothing in front of him,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> all clean and pressed.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He looks <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> spotlessly <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
clean.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> So is <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the rest of the house.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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He takes the aspirins,cringes <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> when he sees a huge black eye staring back at <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
him in the bathroom mirror.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Then <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he notices a note hanging on the corner of <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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the mirror written in red with little <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> hearts on it and a kiss mark from his <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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wife in lipstick!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Darling,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> breakfast <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> is on the stove,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I left early to go get groceries to <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
make you your favourite <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> dinner tonight.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I love you,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> darling!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> He stumbles to <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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kitchen and sure <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> enough,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> there is hot breakfast,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> steaming hot coffee and the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
morning newspaper.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> His son is also at the table eating.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Jack asks,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Son.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
what happened last night?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you came home after 3 A.M.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> drunk and out of <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
your mind.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You fell over the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> coffee table and broke it,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and then you puked in <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
the hallway,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and got that black <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> eye when you ran into the door.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Confused he asked his son,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"So,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> why is everything in such perfect order,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> so <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
clean,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I have a rose,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> breakfast is on the table waiting for me?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> His son <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
replies,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Oh THAT!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Mom <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> dragged you to the bedroom,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and when she tried to <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
take your trousers off,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> you <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> screamed,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"Leave me alone,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> lady,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I'm married!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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Broken Coffee Table <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$49.99
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Hot Breakfast <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$5.00
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Two Aspirins 10p
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Saying the right thing at <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> the right time <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Priceless


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omgwtfhax

Thu 09 Feb, 2006


Re: Saying the right thing at  the right time . . Priceless

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lmfao thats a good one,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> ill remember that when im married.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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peiratns

Thu 09 Feb, 2006


Re: Saying the right thing at  the right time . . Priceless

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you should remember when DRUNK and MARRIED!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:wink:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>