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Sparkyv2

Wed 08 Feb, 2006


Ouch

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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> A few minutes <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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later,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> a loud,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> blood curdling scream is heard coming from the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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bathroom.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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A few minutes after that,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> another loud scream reverberates through the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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bar.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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drunk is screaming.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"What's all the screaming about in there?<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> he yells.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You're <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> scaring <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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my customers!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"I'm just sitting here on the toilet,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> slurs the <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> drunk,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"and every <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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time I try to flush,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> something comes up and squeezes the hell <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> out of <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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my nuts <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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The bartender opens the door,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> looks in,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and says,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>"You <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> idiot!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> You're <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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sitting on the mop bucket.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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BRAIN53

Wed 08 Feb, 2006


Re: Ouch

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