----------------------------------- Jah Ji Tue 07 Feb, 2006 50th ANNIVERSARY ----------------------------------- 50th ANNIVERSARY On the evening of their 50th Wedding Anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired ARMY 1ST SGT, and said: "Honey, do you remember this?" He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember." "Well, what was it?" she asked. He was not much in the mood for this, but, he sighed and responded, "Well, honey, as I remember, I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out.' " She giggled and said; "Yes dear, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What does my soldier have to say tonight?" He looked her up and down and replied! , "Mission accomplished " ----------------------------------- hbgator Tue 07 Feb, 2006 Re: 50th ANNIVERSARY ----------------------------------- another great one :D ----------------------------------- BRAIN53 Wed 08 Feb, 2006 Re: 50th ANNIVERSARY ----------------------------------- LOLOL!! ----------------------------------- fadedpent Thu 09 Feb, 2006 ----------------------------------- very nice ----------------------------------- cyberval Sat 11 Feb, 2006 ----------------------------------- lol... funny one...